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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

No, not a chance

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Still no good

What is the best sunscreen in India for oily sensitive skin?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

No go.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is your favourite photo with your mother?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do Greeks identify themselves in terms of civilization? Do they feel more connected to Western or Middle Eastern civilization and why?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts