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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:31

Everyone loved it.
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts